ACT ONE - Puberty

1 – LITTLE BIRDS SHIT ( music & words : Costes )

Little birds sing, lalala
Little birds sing, lalala
but…
Little birds shit, cacaca-caca
Little birds shit, cacaca-caca

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 2 – TOUCH PEE-PEE ( music : Costes - words : Costes & Lisou Prout )

 Oh puberty ! Oh puberty !
The cunt is wet and the cock is hard
What are those stains on the bed ?

 Touch pee-pee! Touch pee-pee!
All night long, I’m horny

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3 – PEEP AT MY PEE-PEE ( music & words by Lisou Prout )

Peeping tom ! Peeping tom !
Look at my little pee-pee
Peeping tom ! Peeping tom !
Show me your little pee-pee

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 4 – WE WANT SEX ( music : Costes - words : Costes & Lisou Prout )

We want sex
Big cock, big balls
Big cunt, big tits
And a dirty bloody butt

Blood and sperm ! Blood and sperm !
Blood and sperm and sex and crime !

 Let me in, please let me in
I love your butt - Lalalalalala !

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 5 – LITTLE PEE-PEE ( music : Lisou Prout - words : Costes )

Little pee-pee, tiny little pee-pee
Why are you proud when she says no ? ( hun, faggot ?! )
And why  are you shy when she says yes ?

When she says no, you come, come, come, all night long.
How come ?!
But when she says yes, you become so small
Small small little pee-pee…

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 6 – HAPPY DRUGS ( words & music : Costes )

Happy drugs… happy drugs…

Who said that drugs are bad ?
Without drugs, life is hell

Thanks to drugs, i am happy
Thanks to drugs, i am free

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7 – THANK YOU MISTER BEER AND MADAM HEROIN
( music : Costes - words : Costes & Lisou Prout )

Lalalalala - lalalalalala
Thank you mister beer and madam heroin

Nothing’s better than to love and to drink
Nothing‘s better than to fuck and to fix

Thanks to drinks, i can kiss - Thanks to drugs, i can fuck

Nothing’s better than to love and to drink
Nothing‘s better than to fuck and to fix
... and don't forget uncle cocaine

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8 – FUCKING BEAT ( music : Costes - words : Costes & Lisou Prout )

Come on, babe ! …  I come !

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9 – TOO DRUNK TO FUCK ( words & music : Costes )

 In my time, we were romantic, dudes
We cleaned the cunt after the fuck

I fucked her for the first time
I thought i was not anymore a virgin
But i was too drunk and
I fucked her... between the butt and the bed

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10 – RABBIT AND CHICK ( music : Costes - words : Costes & Prout )

Big rabbit has fucked the chicken
Soon chickens will have teeth, and rabbits will have wings

Here comes the babe, here comes the mum
Here comes the babe, here comes the dad
No, i am not sterile
To give birth is such a joy

 Oh, bugs bunny ! Oh, bugs bunny !

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ACT TWO - Modern world

11 – FAIRIES PROTECT YOU ( music : Costes - words : Prout )

What’s up doc ?
- Relax your cunt
- What a bliss ! What a delight !

Sweet little heart,spring of happiness,
Fruit of the love, the flesh of my flesh
Perfect innocent, angel of pureness,
Fairys protect you, my baby

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12 – CACA PUREE ( words & music : Costes )

Caca puree for Baby, caca puree for Mummy
Caca puree for Daddy, caca puree for Happy

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13 – SHADOWS IN THE DUSK ( words & music : Costes )

The sun shines, the birds sing
The child smiles, we are in love

 Still, sadness and fear, shadows in the dusk

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14 – MODERN MESS ( music : Costes - words : Costes & Prout )

i lost my teeth because of drugs
but i can still eat a sausage for my son

To do the cooking ! To change the diaper
To do the washing ! To go shopping !

 I need cash ! I need cash !

Little birds cry, cui-cui
Little ducks cry, coin-coin
Little birds cry, cui-cui
And lovers cry ouin-ouin

Hey  darling ! Help ! I got hemorrhoids ! Pain in my butt !
Aarrggghh !!!! What’s this ? !  The tapeworm !

You will die in Hell !

My house ! Barbarians burnt my house down !

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15 – LOST ON THE HIGHWAY ( words & music by Costes )

Mummy told me « be good », and i was good
Daddy told me « you’re bad », and i was bad

Good or bad, left or right
Please show me the way

Lost on the highway, lost on the highway

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16 – FIGHT FOR BEER AND CHIPS ( words & music by Costes )

We want to fight, to fight ! We want to fight, to fight
To conquer beer and chips ! To conquer beer and chips !
Fire !

Israel Palestine ! Stop the war ! France loves you !
I love arabs and i love jews
Resolution 348…

... Oh, my poor little tweet-tweet, the barbarians killed you, why ?
Little birds sing, lalala
But little birds shit, cacaca
Miki Mouse, please wash your butt before the fuck

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17 – SHITTY LIFE ( words & music by Costes )

Duck shit on my pants,. Dog shit on my shoes
And human shit on my butt !

I hate my wife, i hate my man, i hate my child, i hate myself
Shitty life ! Shitty life !

 ... She uses personal lubricant ! She doesn't get wet !
She doesn't love me
... I'd rather be fucked by an arab than fuck a bitch

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ACT THREE - The vice loop

18 – LOVERS LOST AT SEX ( music : Costes - words : Costes & Prout )
Oh lovers, lovers lost at sex
I really need to fuck a new cock
Oh lovers lovers lost at sex
I really need to fuck a new cunt

 I want to fuck every cock ! I want to fuck every cunt !
To fuck ! Fuck ! Fuck ! Fuck !
Fuck all the cunts on the earth ! Fuck all the cocks on the earth !
Aaaaaaahhhhh !!!

Oh lovers, lovers lost at sex
I really need to fuck a new cock
Oh lovers, lovers lost at sex
I really need to fuck a new cunt

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19 – I WANT TO KILL ( music : Costes - words : Costes & Lisou Prout )

You were unfaithful to me ! You made me cuckold !

What ! You betrayed me ! Yes ! You betrayed me !
I want to kill ! I want to kill this motherfucker !

Aie ! Not the tits ! I’m ticklish ! Not the tits ! You tickle me !

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20 – PLEASURE IN PAIN ( music : Costes - words : Costes & Lisou Prout )

Pleasure in pain, pain in pleasure
My lover cries, and i get wet
He is dead and i come

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21 – HELL IS PARADISE ( words & music by Costes )

I’m thirsty… a beer please a beer !
... I can’t drink it ! a straw please a straw !
The beer is fresh, but i can’t drink it

Paradise is hell, hell is paradise. Paradise is hell, hell is paradise

My daddy worked, and he died
My mother loved, and she cried
My brother fixed, and he died
My sister fucked, and she cried

Paradise is hell, hell is paradise. Paradise is hell, hell is paradise

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22 – TORTURE IS FUN ( music : Costes - words : Costes & Lisou Prout )

- The carrot ! ahaha, the carrot !
- Aaaah ! not the carrot ! i hate shredded carrots !

Torture is fun ! Happyness is slavery
- not the pan ! not the swinging pan !

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23 – KICK IT ( words & music : Costes )

Oh ! kick it ! kick it ! kick it again !
Oh yes ! kick it ! kick it again ! until it dies !

For the bitch fucking everyone, the punishment is : family-torture !
For her birthday, the super-drill !
Super bargain : super drill + super cock !

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24 – BREAK, BURN ( words & music : Costes )

Each time i’m drunk, each time i want to fuck
The fucking bitch says no !

Break, burn ! Break, burn !

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25 – KILL THE CACA ( words & music : Costes )

Let’s kill the caca… Let’s kill !
Let’s kill the pee-pee… Let’s kill !
Let’s kill the baby… Let’s kill !
Let’s kill the killing life !

Stop it ! Plastic goes in to the green bag !
And caca goes into the blue bag
… Proootzzz…. The baby shits in the green bag !

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26 – BOISTEROUS BABY ( music : Costes - words : Costes & Lisou Prout )

The baby is boisterous ! The baby must be punished !

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27 – HE DIED ON THE CROSS FOR MY SEX ( words & music : Costes )

He died on the cross, for my sake
He died on the cross for my sex

 To stop the caca, let’s block the butt up

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28 – FAIRIES FUCKED UP BAD ( music : Costes - words : Costes & Prout )

Oh God ! What have we done ?
All is wasted, destroyed
Harmony is too perfect for us

Little birds, parties and babies
But life destroyed us
We are scrapped

We were already scrapped
We were born sinners
Its our guilt, it’s our fate
It’s our fucking burden

We are disabled children
Fairys did fucked up
Until the last judgment
We will wander for ever

Oh mum, beautiful mum
Why did you leave me alone

Power cut ! Total black out !
Where are we ? I can’t see nothing ! Are we blind ?!
I’m lost ! Wait for me ! Help !

... I had a dream... I was in America

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ACT FOUR - Judgement Day

29 – SOCIALIST BARBIE ( words & music : Costes )

- good night dudes !
- who are you ?
- i am Hillary, goddess of goodness
- great ! we are lost ! could you show us the exit, please ?
- just follow me, and i will lead you to paradise
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- hum, excuse me goddess, are we still far away ?
- no, we are very nearby indeed… do you see the light ?
 this is paradise ! hihihi !!!

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30 – REPENTANCE ( words & music : Costes )

Punish me ! forgive me ! punish me ! purify me !
... The whip ! 
Punish me ! forgive me ! punish me ! purify me !
... The real pee ! the holy pee !

Oh God, forgive the sinners

Punish me ! forgive me ! punish me ! purify me !
... The knife !

Oh God, forgive the sinners
... Oh God, forgive the repentant soul

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31 – HOLY GHOST, LISTEN TO ( words & music : Costes )

Holy ghost, listen to
My complaint and my prayer
Holy ghost, listen to
My complaint and my prayer
Show us the way to paradise

Let’s walk towards the light !
Defy the hell ! And break your chains !
Defy the hell ! Let’s walk to the holy kingdom

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32 – IN THE HELL OF ETERNAL LOVE ( words & music : Costes )

- Where are we going, Devil ?
- Into the Hell of Eternal Love

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